My Boyfriend Tried to Push Me Into the Grand Canyon

My Boyfriend Tried to Push Me Into the Grand Canyon

r/AmITheA**hole

rSlash

SYNOPSIS: “MY BOYFRIEND TRIED TO PUSH ME INTO THE GRAND CANYON”

STORIES:

1. Am I the A**hole for Leaving My Boyfriend in Arizona After He Pretended to Push Me Over the Edge of the Grand Canyon? (Boyfriend Pretending to Push Me Over a Cliff, So I Left)
A**hole Scores OP: 0/5 Boyfriend: 3/5 (if OP Was in Real Danger… 5/5)

2. Am I the A**hole for Telling My Brother That His Looks Aren’t the Reason Women Run From Him? (The Reason My Brother is Single is Not His Looks)
A**hole Scores OP: 0/5 Sebastian: 3.5/5

3. Am I the A**hole for Refusing to Get Rid of My Two Dogs for My Husband’s Allergic Love Child? (I Am Not Getting Rid of My Dogs for My Husband’s Affair Baby)
A**hole Scores OP: 0/5 Husband: 4.5/5 Mistress: 3.5/5

4. Am I the A**hole for Serving My Husband’s Family Mac N Cheese for Dinner? (Mac and Cheese for Dinner)
A**hole Scores OP: 0/5 Husband and His Family: 2.5/5

5. Am I the A**hole for Telling My Dad That His Cheating is What Got Us Here, Not My Mom? (My Dad Cheated and Then Blamed My Mom for the Situation)
A**hole Scores OP and Mom: 0/5 Dad: 5/5

Wow, that first story is ridiculous... like he says, the answer is pretty obvious from the title alone . But her fear of heights just makes it so much worse.

And that last one... what on Earth is wrong with the father?! He wouldn't be out of place on r/EntitledParents...

Kyng wrote:Wow, that first story is ridiculous... like he says, the answer is pretty obvious from the title alone . But her fear of heights just makes it so much worse.

And that last one... what on Earth is wrong with the father?! He wouldn't be out of place on r/EntitledParents...

On the last one, My sentiments exactly!

Regarding the first story, I think r/Slash was too lienient. I would have given the now EX-Bf the full 5/5 buttholes without giving it a second thought!